Teacup Sims

Goddammit Jamie No!

Seriously, a horse?! Your lot is tiny and laggy as it is!

Henry is always smooth and classy.
Henry: hurr hurr hurr!

Hm… Put baby in the crib, or blow it up… Always the hardest decision of my day.

Geoff decided to get a tattoo that day, but first he had to chase down the tattoo artist.

…Literally.

Tattoo Guy: HAHAHA YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!

Boogers: HELP PENNY THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!!

Penny: …Boogers? Boogers are you still there?!

Penny: Huh… Well that was not how I expected that last hour to go…

Jamie: Boogers why aren’t you wearing pants…

Boogers: Dude no it feels awesome check it out they have whales! WHALES!!

Jamie beats up kids in the park. (at chess)

Geoff: He’s mine and Justins’! We made him with the computer!

Henry: …you’re joking, right? Is he Jamie’s? He could’ve knocked up some random chick…

Geoff: …Jamie’s?

Henry: Yeah, no… nevermind, your idea makes way more sense…

Charmaine: And then… he… *sniff* said he thought I was super weird and that he didn’t want to hang out with me anymoo-hoo-hoooore!! *SOB*

Moose: Whoa…

After being so weird, Henry decided that he and Charmaine should call it quits and break up…

Charmaine: How DARE he?!

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Charmaine: …I’ll run his house over with a tank…